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"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle) 03/29/2018 at 11:37 • Filed to: None

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craigslist kills me daily

CL Linky

some highlights:
-*THIS CAR WILL PROBABLY EXPLODE AND KILL YOU IF YOU DRIVE IT
- 95% street legal
- has cool spray-painted godzilla on the hood
- trade for vegan food
- if nobody buys it I’m just going to light it on fire and crash it into Donald Trump’s presidential limo

huh, cool

If you’re like a single mom and need a car really bad, or like some young kid that just wants an affordable car I’ll probably sell it to you for like $1

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > MonkeePuzzle 03/29/2018 at 11:43

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So what I’m hearing is Lemons car.

BeaterGT > MonkeePuzzle 03/29/2018 at 11:44

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I’d buy it for the Godzilla paint job alone.

CalzoneGolem > MonkeePuzzle 03/29/2018 at 11:45

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Hello I am young mother. I have $1. Please gib.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > MonkeePuzzle 03/29/2018 at 11:45

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HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > MonkeePuzzle 03/29/2018 at 11:45

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Do you have a field or vacant lot near by in which to noon the shit out of it until it dies?

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > MonkeePuzzle 03/29/2018 at 11:50

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Here I’ve found you a nice cheap running car in the Denver area. Now go but it. https://denver.craigslist.org/cto/d/bmw-535i-5-speed-manual/6545777015.html

You say you want a hatch https://denver.craigslist.org/cto/d/1996-bmw-318ti/6514198876.html

Chariotoflove > MonkeePuzzle 03/29/2018 at 11:54

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“Left side mirror does not work or exist even”

dogisbadob > MonkeePuzzle 03/29/2018 at 11:54

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The hood decal tho

TFSIVTEC drivesavolvo > MonkeePuzzle 03/29/2018 at 11:55

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I thought the Godzilla was clearcoat damaged at first glance.

TFSIVTEC drivesavolvo > MonkeePuzzle 03/29/2018 at 11:55

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I thought the Godzilla was clearcoat damaged at first glance.

MonkeePuzzle > TFSIVTEC drivesavolvo 03/29/2018 at 11:55

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lol, same

Future next gen S2000 owner > MonkeePuzzle 03/29/2018 at 11:56

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That’s actually a reasonable ad.

MonkeePuzzle > Future next gen S2000 owner 03/29/2018 at 11:58

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right! it has actual information!!!

how frustrating it is it that this $500 shitbox has a better ad than 90% of other CL cars?

cbell04 > MonkeePuzzle 03/29/2018 at 12:19

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Mileage 2 million

Paint custom

I kind of like this person. Very honest. Hes probably going to somewhat deservingly get a visit from the secret service.

Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > TFSIVTEC drivesavolvo 03/29/2018 at 12:21

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I think the clear coat’s departure is what led to Godzilla making an arrival on the scene.

Long-Voyager > MonkeePuzzle 03/29/2018 at 12:23

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Dude’s honest, I can respect that.

My bird IS the word > MonkeePuzzle 03/29/2018 at 12:29

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Lemons?

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > MonkeePuzzle 03/29/2018 at 12:40

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id buy it for auto cross at that price

(dutch auto cross is a slightly different animal from regular auto cross)

Pich, with Z32 now featuring Civic [Si] / No > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 03/29/2018 at 12:47

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*Literally crosses autos*

benjrblant > MonkeePuzzle 03/30/2018 at 15:26

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U no prelude, breh?

https://denver.craigslist.org/cto/d/2001-honda-prelude-vtec/6543764960.html

MonkeePuzzle > benjrblant 03/30/2018 at 17:18

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I assumed you already bought it!

benjrblant > MonkeePuzzle 03/31/2018 at 12:36

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https://denver.craigslist.org/cto/d/2000-acura-integra-ls-coupe/6547989545.html